Equal Justice Under Law May 28, 2009
Posted by naughtwirthreeding in News & Events, Politics.comments closed
With the nomination of Judge Sonia Sotomayor for the Supreme Court Justice opening to be created by the retirement of Justice Souter at the end of this term, once again we get the shovel-fulls of horse manure about “legislating from the bench.” It’s time to make the record very clear on that issue.
Judges DO make the law. Their rulings DO change judicial precedent. Their decisions DO alter the way that lower courts enforce existing laws, even those that have been on the books for centuries. And the nine Justices who sit on the United States Supreme Court DO change the meaning of the Constitution.
They always have, they do today, and they always will. And for that reason, as well as the fact that no human being is capable of extracting every ounce of personal bias from a decision, any personal beliefs or opinions of a given nominee are absolutely fair game during the confirmation process. The Fascist Bloc (Justices Thomas, Roberts and Alito) got a free pass by stonewalling an impotent minority panel in the Senate confirmation hearings. But that should come to an end with the Sotomayor nomination and confirmation.
Let’s start with the First Amendment. No, let’s just take the first ten words:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion
Good Lord above, what in the holy name of cheese does that mean? The traditional interpretation is that Congress shall not pass any law that mandates a citizen to practice a certain religion. The passage immediately following — “or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” — would tend to support that, and several courts have upheld that idea and entrenched it in judicial precedent.
But the one word in that initial clause that causes concern from my point of view is “respecting.” How are we to view that in the contest of the passage? Sure, there have most likely been dozens of books written on the meaning of this piece of our country’s history, but I would be very surprised if there were absolutely no debate as to its meaning.
For instance, it could be that the Founding Fathers wanted not only that Congress stay away from establishing laws governing the practice of religion, but also that any mention whatsoever of God or religion in Congressional matters be avoided. We find ourselves frequently revisiting this issue, what with Boy Scouts wanting to use military bases for Jamborees and parents suing school districts for reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and all other manner of things. Good gracious, every piece of U.S. currency has “In God we trust” stamped across it — how does that adhere with the First Amendment?
And let’s consider that for a moment: Congress is but one tiny part of the Federal government. Congress may be prohibited from establishing laws creating a national religion, but what about the President? Can he issue an Executive Order requiring us all to be Druids from now on? What about the Supreme Court? What about federal agencies? Can the Department of Health and Human Services refuse to distribute money to states who don’t require an oath to Allah from their welfare recipients?
Also, “respecting an establishment of religion” could also mean that a Congressman entering into the Congressional Record a statement of support for an inner city church that counsels at-risk youth or operates a soup kitchen or provides shelter for battered women would be unconstitutional. Given the wording of the clause, that is not an unreasonable assessment of the intended meaning, but one that would run wildly afoul of the freedom of speech clause in that very same Amendment.
The point that should be evident is this: there is no “right” and “wrong” when it comes to the Constitution. All there are is hundreds of words written hundreds of years ago, containing a puzzle that we must now put back together every time a case comes up for review. Each new case is a new puzzle requiring different pieces, and the means for assembling those pieces is determined by the nine Justices sitting on the bench.
That is why it matters so much who is sitting there, what their background is, what they believe, and what they are likely to rule on any given case. Since we have no black and white with respect to the Constitution, our best means of determining what a given candidate will decide is in their previous decisions. But that is an open book, as are their speeches and public appearances. What we must know, what it is imperative that we find out during the confirmation process, is what is going on inside their head.
I saw the guy who acted as the primary “coach” for the Fascist Bloc when they came up for review in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. He indicated that their memorized script was to go something to the effect of, “Every case is different, and has different subtleties. It is very important that the law be applied specifically to those subtleties having to do with the case. It would be misleading for me to make any statement regarding theoretical circumstances without seeing the facts of the case itself.” Essentially, “I’m not going to answer that question, Senator,” with a nice bow on top of it. Nominees uttering phrases of that nature should be held in contempt of Congress from this point forward, and yes, that does include Judge Sotomayor. What’s good for the goose, after all.
This country’s moral center shifts with every passing generation. In 1909 it was considered positively unacceptable to have sex before marriage; today less than one percent of Americans are virgins until they tie the knot. Accordingly, all of the laws pertaining to pre-marital sex that were on the books in various bergs and hamlets across our great nation have been either pulled from the books or struck down by the courts. It is a natural function of our legal system that the laws of our country change with the moral center of our citizenry. The Right Wing-Nuts are pulling out all the stops to make sure the Supreme Court stays well right of center. It is important that we make sure they fail in that endeavor.
Judge Sotomayor, and every one of President Obama’s nominees, must be put through the most rigorous and probing set of questions in the history of the Supreme Court confirmation process. Education, employment, family, marriage, children, medical history, friends, extended relatives, personal experiences, vacations, business travel, legal matters involving them as litigants, investments, opinions on landmark cases, every single thing that could possibly have bearing on a decision they could issue from the bench. Why? Because it sets a standard that all others must follow.
The Senate Judiciary Committee must be prepared to hold nominees in contempt if they refuse to fully and honestly answer every question put to them by the Committee. The Senate should also be prepared to vote down nominees who refuse to comply, and impeach any Justice who is found afterward to have been disingenuous during the confirmation process. This is imperative so that the final word on the laws passed by our Congressional representatives are in line with the morals and beliefs of the population at large, and to ensure that laws passed in a bygone era are stricken or re-interpreted in such a way that ensures genuine justice for the people of the United States in line with the moral and ethical standards of the times.
Now, because I also feel that the entire nomination and confirmation processes have been politicized to the point where radicals from both extremes of the political spectrum are nominated whenever possible, we should up the ante for candidates to be confirmed. Change the confirmation vote to 75 out of 100 Senators, AND six of the sitting Justices themselves. This will not only ensure that the candidates have had their credentials thoroughly reviewed by people qualified to pass judgment, but also that moderates who represent an honest reflection of the American body politic are the ones who rise to the forefront during the vetting process. Enough with extremist political operatives working to stack the deck with young puppets willing to do the bidding of their masters for a 40- or 50-year term.
The Court, the nomination and confirmation processes, and the political aspect of the entire mess will never be perfect. But what I have outlined above are steps we should take to start down a road where the law represents genuine “Equal Justice Under Law.” At the present time, the Supreme Court — as well as the entirety of the American legal system extant — represents anything but.
Things To Say May 27, 2009
Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Entertainment and Media, Family Life, Humor, Life, Money & Investing, News & Events, Politics, The Economy.comments closed
Well! It’s been quite a six months since the elections, hasn’t it? The bank bailout, the economic stimulus, the car companies, AIG, financial sector bonuses, the fact that the election is STILL not over in Minnesota, Alren Spector jumping the aisle, an American held hostage by Somali pirates, Dick Cheney directly authorizing the use of torture, the closing of Guantanamo Bay — or not, Proposition 8, and the nomination of the first Hispanic to the U.S. Supreme Court. And let’s not forget all of the teeth-gnashing, hair-pulling, and trash talking from every fascis— er, Republican pol, pundit, and pip-squeak with a pulse and access to a microphone.
Have I forgotten anything? Oh yeah: the Palin kid had another Palin kid; Jon & Kate (of ‘Plus 8′ fame) might split up; and Ashton Kutcher convinced Oprah to challenge CNN to fight Paris Hilton to be the most popular person on MyTwitFace. Or something.
There are a few things to say…
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The California Supreme Court ruling upholding Proposition 8 is a preposterous miscarriage of justice. It essentially says that the State of California will allow a well-organized group of hate-mongering propagandists to railroad a bill through the referendum process regardless of how egregiously that bill discriminates against one specific segment of our society. It’s the homosexuals’ Jim Crow setting down roots.
Unfortunately the chances are so bleak for being overturned at the federal level — thanks to the stacking of the Court with the Fascist Four; Roberts, Alito, Thomas and Scalia — that the Prop. 8 opponents may turn to other means to have the law struck down. What those may be, I’m not sure. But this is when we see the real-world consequences of ideologues putting puppet regimes on the U.S. Supreme Court: the Constitution is used as toilet paper in favor of the twisted bigotry of a small group of rich, well-connected white males.
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So everybody and their brother on the Right says waterboarding isn’t torture. A few brave souls even volunteer to be waterboarded themselves to prove it. All but one chicken out — all but proving the point right there.
But the one who goes through with it, one Eric “Mancow” Muller with whom I am relatively familiar living near Chicago as I do, comes out of the experience with the following statement: “It’s torture. That’s drowning, it’s not simulated anything!”
After this hits the mainstream media and becomes a YouTube sensation, perpetual loud-mouthed ignoramus jerk-bag Sean Hannity has the huevos to call up Mr. Muller to declare that — even though Mancow has just gone through the procedure himself, and even though Hannity was one of the brazen cowards who volunteered and then backed out when called on the carpet — waterboarding isn’t *really* torture, you’re just being a wimp.
Hannity, you’re a despicable piece of shit, a coward, and a liar. Go fuck yourself. Sideways. With a steam shovel. While it’s running. Piss-ant little shit-heel: why don’t you go suck Rush Limbaugh’s tiny little dick, if you can find it.
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Bristol Palin: quit while you’re behind. You are making yourself look like more and more of an airheaded tramp every time you open your mouth. You are walking proof that abstinence education doesn’t work, and yet you’re walking around trying to convince people that it does. How stupid is that? Get off the campaign trail and try to be a good mother to your son. That’s about the only way you will regain any respect with the American public.
Oh, and sign on for a spread in Playboy. You’ll get at least six figures, the issue will sell out, and the money will put your kid through college. Twenty million hard-up high-school boys are eagerly anticipating it.
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Norm Coleman, don’t be an idiot. The longer this goes on, the worse it will look when you get nominated to take Michael Steele’s position at the RNC. Just bail, it’s over, let them seat Stuart Smalley and have their 60-seat majority. The courts are going to come back with that decision anyhow, better to surrender and live to fight another day. Lay low for a while and let things settle down before you step back into the limelight. That is, if the ethics investigations don’t force you out of politics for good…
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A radical Muslim terrorist in a SuperMax prison fifty miles down the road, or a convicted child molester living fifty yards down the street from you. Which would you rather have? Because I guarantee you, right now the second one of those choices is probably true for you — you just don’t know it.
Don’t fall prey to the idiotic fear-mongering of the Right Wing-Nuts. It’s a load of crap. We face more danger making a right turn on red than we do moving terrorists onto American soil. Guantanamo is a disgrace: America used to set the standard for giving prisoners fair treatment, now we set the standard for prisoner abuse. Is that how we want the world to see us? Is that how we want our grandchildren to read about our generation?
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Dow is up over 1000 points off it’s 2009 low; 9 out of ten economists surveyed in the last week indicate that they now believe the American economy will start expanding *this* year instead of next year; and in April the consumer confidence index took its biggest jump in six years.
Hey conservatives: the economic stimulus was supposed to ruin the economy? Blast unemployment into the stratosphere? Jack inflation through the roof? Devalue the dollar below the Hungarian Forint? Cause American businesses to collapse?
I notice we haven’t heard any of you screaming at the top of your lungs on the talk shows lately. Is that, perhaps, because you were DEAD WRONG?!?
Next time you want to go shooting your mouths off regarding something about which you know less than a five-year-old, look up the meaning of this acronym: STFU.
Bring The Vaseline May 20, 2009
Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Humor, News & Events, Politics, The Economy.comments closed
So your neighbor down the street gets elected to the City Council. At a neighborhood barbecue he happens to mention, knowing you have a little cash, that there’s a zoning recommendation about to be submitted for the long-vacant farmland across from the theater. He says that for whoever owns it, a zoning change may come as a very pleasant surprise. He then takes another bite of his bratwurst and walks over to watch his kids jump on the trampoline.
Curious, you look into it. The property is owned by the out-of-state relatives of Farmer Ned who died almost before you were born. Everyone including the Realtor has nearly forgotten about it completely. It’s listed at $100,000 so you put in an offer at $80,000 which is accepted gleefully.
In four months you get a letter from the city zoning commission indicating that they intend to change the zoning on the property from agricultural to commercial/retail, and you have thirty days to submit any objections in writing or the change takes place automatically. You do nothing.
Two months later you receive a couple of casual inquiries from real estate development firms, wondering what you might accept for the property. You hire a Realtor and an attorney, get the property appraised, and end up selling it to a company who plans to turn it into an up-scale outdoor mall. Price: $10 million and change.
A month later, when you get back from the Cayman Islands, you make a six-figure donation to your local City Councilman’s re-election campaign.
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You have just seen a small scale demonstration of what Republicans think government is for.
Now, before we get into this, let’s define our terms. There are Republicans, and there are Conservatives. If you believe in smaller government, balanced budgets, small-town values and go to church every week — but hold your nose every time you vote for the GOP, then you’re a Conservative. Chances are you’re a normal human being, you listen to reason, and don’t pay any attention to the rhetoric from idiots like Limbaugh, Hannity, and the pundits inside the Beltway.
Republicans — the politicians and the guys who get rich with their help — are the guys who do the kind of thing I just described, but with 9-, 10-, and 11-figure consequences. Insider trading. Flouting securities laws. Paying for legislation benefiting a company whose stock options you hold. Consulting with third-world nations to incur hundreds of billions of debt to pay their firm for services they never deliver. Starting wars to drive up the price of oil. After all, if you’re going to lie, cheat, and steal, why not go all the way?
Republicans care about one thing, and one thing only: money. To them, the only purpose of government is to facilitate windfall profits for affiliated individuals, groups, and corporations. Anything else that gets done — law enforcement, road construction, social services, etc. — is done in an effort to hang on to power. Beyond that it serves no purpose, and as a result they could care less.
When it comes down to it, Republicans have no use for Conservatives until election day. Conservatives are an inconvenient necessity. To the GOP, Conservatives’ only job is to show up every four years and vote for the old white guy. The rest of the time, it would be better for the Party if Conservatives would just keep their mouth shut, take what they’re given, and like it.
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney couldn’t give a rat’s *ss about abortion or stem cell research. The CEO of Exxon-Mobil has no stake in the debate over gay marriage whatsoever. The only reason that any GOP politician takes positions on these issues is to get Conservatives to vote for them! They tell Conservatives exactly what they want to hear, and they punch the correct ballot just like the lemmings they know them to be.
If you are a Conservative, ask yourself this: on the issues that you care about, how much better off do you feel the country is after eight years of a Republican president that included six years of a GOP-controlled congress? Has Roe v. Wade been struck down? Is marriage legally defined as being between a man and a woman? Has all stem cell research come to a halt? Is medical marijuana illegal in all 50 states? What about assisted suicide? In other words, did the GOP do one single thing to forward the Conservative agenda during the eight years that they had nearly complete control over the U.S. government?
Now ask yourself this: how many of Bush’s oil company executive friends are rolling in gold bullion right now? How many Wall Street fat cats are sitting in the Caribbean sipping 35-year-old Scotch and lighting Cuban cigars with $100 bills? How many people did the GOP make filthy, stinking rich in the last eight years, while they were ignoring the Conservative agenda they got elected on?
Folks, you’ve been played. They saw an opportunity to pull a hit-and-run on you, and they got away without any witnesses. Chances are that you still believe they were actually good for the country. And chances are better still that you’ll vote for them again.
Funny thing is, you’re too busy b*tching and moaning about the next guy and what he’s been up to that you don’t notice that the last guy made you bend over and take it up the tail pipe. You even said, “Thank you,” as he was pulling his pants on.
I hope for your sake that you figure it out before 2012. Otherwise you’d better bring the Vaseline to the polling station, because you’re just asking to get shafted all over again.










