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You Lucky Boogers June 9, 2009

Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Entertainment and Media, Humor, Life, News & Events, Politics, The Economy.
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Five for the price of one today, you lucky boogers…

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Polling numbers show that only 8% of the American public is buying this horse-manure the GOP’s stable boys have been shoveling concerning Supreme Court nominee Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Looks like the credibility factor has gone south further and faster than anyone could have imagined.

That’s what happens when you follow up a campaign of lies with six months of whining. People stop listening.

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A new web site has popped up in the wake of the murder of abortion provider Dr. George Tiller. The site is located at http://iamdrtiller.com, and features photos and testimonials from abortion providers all over the country, talking about their service to women and their commitment to defending a woman’s right to choose from the front lines.

Writ large, what this web site says is, all of you anti-abortion radicals can go fuck yourselves. If you think that you can effect change in this country by shooting somebody, you’ve got another thing coming. The movement is large, the movement is strong, and the movement is backed by 75% of the American people. You can kill one of us, but you’ll never kill all of us. And for every one of us you assassinate, a hundred more will step up to replace them.

All of your prayer vigils and your roadside, blood-covered poster campaigns and your clinic entrance harassment will never work. You’ll never win. Give it up.

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Sooo… Sarah Palin says she is going to be the keynote speaker at a fund raising dinner, then she isn’t going, then she might go, then she’s not telling, then she ends up going but not speaking.

Is it me, or is the GOP looking more and more like a bunch of fifth grade girls?

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So now the U.S. government owns large chunks of two major American auto companies.

I believe it is the duty of the Attorney General’s office to initiate an anti-trust investigation into the U.S. government. They may control too big a chunk of U.S. auto sales. We may have to break up the government to prevent price manipulation in the marketplace.

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It would be a real treat to go one whole day without hearing the following words: bailout, reform, repeal, waterboarding, Lambert, Carradine, Sotomayor, Sessions, or Oprah. Work on that, would you?