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The Magic Wand November 27, 2009

Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Future, Humor, Life, Money & Investing, News & Events, Politics, The Economy.
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In a New York Times editorial, economist and Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics winner Professor Paul Krugman advocates something he refers to as a “financial transactions tax,” used as a means not only to raise revenue but discourage speculation in financial currency markets. Professor Krugman is on the right track, but in my opinion he’s advocating a level playing field when really a tilted one is needed.

Professor Krugman advocates a small tax on all transactions in the foreign currency markets — buying or selling of contracts for the delivery of a given nation’s currency at a future date. These transactions are made by the millions every day, and are actually the mainstay of many banks’ profits. It’s called — you’ve heard this term — the money market. It is, literally, the buying and selling of money.

Money is worth money, which sounds stupid, but it’s worth other country’s money, and that amount varies from minute to minute in very small amounts. Large banks try to take advantage of those half-penny or quarter-yen swings in value, in massive quantities, to bring in profits. For example, $100,000,000 of Hungarian Forints that swings a few Forints between 10am and 11am on the Stockholm exchange could net a bank a few thousand dollars with very little risk. Institutional banks like Citibank, Bank of Montreal, and the Royal Bank of Scotland have entire rooms full of traders with their noses glued to computer screens, waiting for the right moment to strike and net their company a relatively risk-free profit.

A small tax, perhaps one-tenth of one percent of the gross profit of the transaction, could net the U.S. government billions of dollars in new tax revenue every year. And if that were the exclusive goal, it would be a good way to isolate big investors as the sole targets of such a tax — transactions such as these are largely out of reach to the small investor. But it’s my assertion that, as I mentioned, Professor Krugman has it almost right.

A financial transactions tax would target speculative investors in the currency market, to be sure. But why stop there? It was found that during the recent run-up in world oil prices, one company controlled almost 80% of the outstanding contracts for a given oil future. The kicker was, it wasn’t even an oil company that held them, it was a financial firm that had neither the means nor the intention of taking delivery of the raw materials. Such speculation in commodities markets has the potential (in this instance) to be a threat to our national security. Other commodities may be less important to our everyday lives, but no less inflationary or volatile when speculators decide to put it in play.

And what about stocks and bonds, the two most common investments of the American financial system? The advent of the Small Order Execution System (SOES) and the immediate emergence of hyper-leveraged “SOES Bandits,” has multiplied speculation on a level not seen since before the Great Depression. Arbitrage traders monitoring small stocks for swings of a penny or more, trading with somebody else’s money, have inflated prices and increased volatility in the markets that are supposed to be the investment of the common man. In doing so, they have put equity investments out of reach to most Americans.

Additionally, Professor Krugman’s financial transactions tax would apply to everybody. This would, in fact, generate a substantial amount of revenue. However, if the goal is to decrease speculation and re-establish price stability, we need not extend the tax to all investors. Any transactions in currency, derivatives or commodities markets where the purchaser takes delivery of the underlying asset should be exempt; and any transactions that are held for more than 365 days should also be exempt — from both this tax, and the existing capital gains tax. Such a change would be a cause for celebration for the GOP (a happy side-effect), who have been attempting to eliminate the tax since it was instituted. But it would also be a tangible encouragement for long-term investment by everyone from big businesses to the $25-per-month mutual fund dollar-cost-averaging parent trying to save for their kids’ college education.

The only other modification I would make to Professor Krugman’s proposal is the tax rate. I view this possibility as a deterrent, not a tool for generating revenue. As a result, the rate should be punitive in nature, as opposed to merely inconvenient: 50%. Additionally, the tax should not be able to be offset by financial losses — if you make a profit on a given transaction, you pay the tax, end of discussion. Such parameters would shut down market players that were interested exclusively in exploiting a liquid market for profit, while passing the non-financial costs of price volatility and artificial inflation on to the market at large. It would essentially bounce pure speculators out of the market overnight.

Speculation was a significant part of the underlying problem behind the financial collapse this country underwent in the last couple of years. The addiction to easy money has Wall Street under its spell. The most effective way to stifle some of this roll-the-dice financial management is to wave the magic wand of taxation and make it not worth their while. This type of a tax would put Wall Street in a different frame of mind and revise long-term business plans in the blink of an eye.

They’re Wrong, And They Will Lose August 7, 2009

Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Life, News & Events, Politics.
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Something struck me yesterday and came into focus this morning, and since I haven’t seen it put quite this way in the mainstream media yet, I thought I would try to boil it down to a simple blog entry and get it out there. The idea came to me while watching the special episode of “The West Wing” that aired right after the 9/11 attacks. It was called “Isaac and Ishmael,” and it tried to lay out the reasons why the U.S. was attacked on that day. In its simplest form, it boiled down to one word: pluralism.

As it pertains to American politics, pluralism is defined as a condition in which numerous distinct ethnic, religious, or cultural groups are present and tolerated within a society, along with the belief that such a condition is desirable or socially beneficial. That is the philosophy that is spelled out explicitly in the First Amendment, the words most often quoted both at home and abroad in defining the United States. It is by those words that we carved out our existence in 1787, and those words that we have gone to war to defend.

Additionally, Americans have fought and died to preserve the pluralistic rights of countries and peoples all over the world, from Korea to Europe, the Middle East, South-Central Asia and Northern Africa. If you could boil down the entire U.S. Constitution into one word, there is a strong argument that the word that best fits the definition is pluralism.

With that in mind, we look at the events of the last year. We have seen racist attacks on then-candidate Obama, now President Obama, that include death threats numbering 30 per day (Secret Service numbers). We have seen attempts to limit the rights and privileges of homosexuals. We have seen the U.S. Supreme Court, with its conservative bias, attempt to codify discrimination against women and people with disabilities. And we have seen attempts to disrupt discussions with democratically-elected members of Congress by radical elements of the GOP, sometimes resulting in violence.

All of this can be attributed to the right-wing conservative Republican party. And all of this can be attributed to a clear-cut rejection of the pluralist foundation upon which the United States Constitution is built.

Freedom means freedom for everybody: men and women; Christian, Jew and Muslim; black, Hispanic, and Caucasian; straight and gay. Freedom does not mean freedom for everybody except who we say can’t have it. That’s Hitler’s Germany. Liberty means liberty for everybody: not liberty for everybody who thinks the same way we do. That’s the Soviet Union. The Declaration of Independence states that “all men are created equal,” and does not endow the decision-making process of who gets which rights, freedoms and liberties to any man: that it leaves in the hands of God. Therefore, no American can stand in favor of restricting the rights, freedoms, and liberties of any other American and still call himself a Patriot. For that, above any, is the most treasonous belief of all.

The Founding Fathers didn’t set out to establish a set of rules that governed everyone’s behavior for all time: in fact quite the opposite. They realized that times change, people change, hopes and dreams change, and the needs of the people change. They forged a document that wisely accommodated those changes, and encouraged us — in fact, required us — to hear all points of view. They saw the future as one they could not know, and ensured that no matter what the future brought to our great nation, the underlying structure of the country would not crumble when the pace of change accelerated.

Americans have seen what anti-pluralistic tendencies can do to a society. They have lived through World War II and seen the horrors of the Holocaust. They have braved the cold war and seen the oppression of the Soviets on their own people. They have witnessed the brutality of the Middle East, as Muslim and Jew and Christian murdered each other in the name of a common God. And they have experienced it first hand, as an ignorant president and his paranoid henchman tried to bend the Constitution to their twisted ends, ending countless lives in the process. Americans have seen what a rejection of pluralism means. And they will never, ever allow it to clench its murderous fist on this country again.

That is why the conservative movement and its rejection of pluralism is doomed to failure. Pluralism was the underlying premise of the Constitution, and it remains the cornerstone of the American belief system. Attempts to undermine pluralism in America will always be met with strong resistance, for it is these fascist tendencies that Americans have fought against throughout the history of this great nation. At every turn, when pluralist ideals are at risk, Americans come to the aid of the oppressed. Conservatives will never succeed in their attempts to undermine American ideals, replacing them with bigotry, anger, hatred and oppression. Americans will rise up in force, and will never allow it to happen. For as the Founding Fathers proclaimed to us through the centuries, “…With a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.”

Please, Sue Me Too! July 5, 2009

Posted by naughtwirthreeding in Entertainment and Media, Humor, Life, News & Events, Politics.
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By now everyone is familiar with the story surrounding Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s resignation, though the actual reasons for her premature departure remain a mystery. What came to light over the weekend was the statement by her attorney, Thomas Van Flein, in which he threatened to sue… well, pretty much anybody who said, wrote, or broadcast anything bad about Soon-To-Be-Ex-Governor Palin.

Last I checked, free speech was still the law of the land, am I right about that? The Fascist Four on the Supreme Court didn’t get that scuttled while I was at the dog park or anything, did they? No? Okay, so we’re good.

At any rate, the primary target of Van Flein’s ire appears to be Huffington Post blogger Shannyn Moore, who has reported on rumors swirling around the Governor-But-Not-For-Long regarding a contract that was awarded to construct something-or-other in Wasilla. The winning bidder then turned around and “helped” the Palins build their house (to the tune of thousands of dollars in free materials and labor). The word they are using is “embezzlement,” though I’m not sure it meets that definition exactly, but it’s certainly not legal no matter what you call it. The rumor, as reported by Moore on HuffPo, is that a federal investigation is underway and indictments could be forthcoming.

So now that the threats are flying and Soon-To-Be-Private-Citizen Palin has her lawyer knee-jerking at every twitch from the Progressive media, it’s probably appropriate for me to release the results of my in-depth investigative journalist reporting. I have undertaken a comprehensive study spanning nearly twenty minutes and citing almost a half-dozen anonymous and barely-credible sources to come up with the following information, which of course, is all true. Every word of it. I swear.

Sarah Palin worked as a live-in prostitute on an off-shore oil rig for nine years, contracting a total of forty-one different venereal diseases and obtaining no fewer than eight abortions — all while married to Todd, who strung her out on heroin and acted as her pimp. She was recently investigated for illegally importing llamas from Peru, taking pictures of herself performing sex acts with the animals, and selling the photos to off-shore porn interests. And she has also been involved for twelve years in a lesbian sex club that meets in a different city every month for wild orgies of at least twenty women at a time. She conceals her identity at these gatherings by impersonating Monica Lewinsky.

Sarah Palin also has a long history of quitting various offices, jobs, and organizations. The following is a selection from the list of over 150 organizations she has quit since her teen years: girl scouts, cheerleading, 4-H, Madame Baldprairie’s Pageant Prep Academy, waitress at Gawkers Topless Steakhouse, Wasilla Hockey Moms’ Knitting Guild, AA group counseling, PTA, Alaskans Against Renewable Energy, Kill, Baby, Kill! — Wolf Hunting For Moms and Toddlers, shift manager at Northwest Telemarketing, Americans Who Hate Americans Who Hate Us, and the Juneau Township Machine Gun Owner’s Association.

Finally, while Ms. Palin has raged against the exploitation of her children in the press, she has pushed them center stage for the coming years. Her book deal with Rupert Murdoch includes an option to pick up the forthcoming works by three of the Palin children. Oldest boy Track has penned a short story entitled, “My Sister The Slut,” a fictional work about a teenaged girl who gets drunk at parties six nights a week, and gets pregnant without knowing who the father really is. Oldest daughter Bristol will take her abstinence-is-best stance to the mainstream with her forthcoming, “Like Mother, Like Daughter: What my mom taught me about boys, sex and shotgun weddings”. And finally, youngest daughter Piper will be writing a children’s book entitled, “Daddy’s Gun Is Fun!” Illustrations will be done by an artist recommended by the National Rifle Association.

There you have it, the whole honest-to-goodness truth of all of the hard-hitting investigative journalism I could cobble together in the space of an hour. But it’s all true, I swear! All of it!

So Mr. Van Flein, I hope to be receiving your summons in the mail soon. If you are looking to contact me, please see the “About” page on this blog, and it will tell you where to go.